Time Until The End Of The 9th Paradigm (UTC+0)
THE 10 TENETS OF KIFFLOM:
- 1. The world is 157 years old - FACT!
- 2. Dinosaurs are a lie that people believe because they are weak - FACT!
- 3. You are happy, you just don’t know it - FACT!
- 4. We all come from the same tree - FACT!
- 5. Everyone is related to everyone else, except for people with red hair - FACT!
- 6. - along with almost everything else you have ever been told - FACT!
- 7. Trees talk, but only some people hear them - FACT!
- 8. Aliens exist and are present on earth. If you have a birth mark, you may be descended from Kraff, the famous Emperor of the 4th Paradigm - FACT!
- 9. People who believe in something live much longer than atheists, and they have eternal life thrown in for good measure - FACT!
- 10. KIFFLOM - HAPPINESS IS YOURS! KIFFLOM!
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THE 9 GOALS OF EPSILONISM:
- I. We are making an assault on happiness.
- II. We will be generous, in ways that are upwards and ways that are manifest.
- III. Have peace in the entire world.
- IV. We will be independent minded and doing what we want while respecting the rules we have.
- V. We will display infinite power by closing out those with doubt with our life choices.
- VI. We will practice kindness and mercy by a relentless assault on unsavables, always reminding them of what awaits.
- VII. We will be everywhere, all at once, but also right here, right now.
- VIII. We will be open minded to new experiences apart from those that are wrong, unsavable, or against teachings.
- IX. We will promote epsilonism in everything we do, while we await both the writing of the tract and the ending of the 9th paradigm.
